Worst Analogies in the World
I saw this on Reddit and had to post it. Pretty funny. These are probably the worst analogies you’ll find.
- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t
- McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup
- Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze
- Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center
- He was as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree
- Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM, traveling at 55 MPH, and the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM at a speed of 35 MPH
- The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the “Dr” on a Dr. Pepper can.
- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met
Great comics on the way life works
6 great shorts on life in general. I’d like to give credit to the author but I don’t know who it is. If you know, please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due…
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Ducks all wear dog masks
Wow I will truly never look at a duck the same… (source)
iPhone Killer? I sure hope so…
As summer rolls around, a new round of smart phones is due on the market. The Big Apple is inevitably going to release a new iPhone, supposedly, the iPhone 4G, while competitors will make more attempts to make the “iPhone Killer” that has been sought since the first generation iPhone. I’m really hoping someone succeeds, for one because competition competition breeds innovation. But also, because I’m tired of the iPhone. Admittedly, when Apple released the iPhone 3G, which, IMO, is the phone where Apple “got it right” for the first time, I was quick to buy one, ditching my really awesome Sprint sero plan for the shiny new toy. (more…)
5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
Great little write-up courtesy of cracked.com.
More fun pictures
No content - just pictures! What can I say, a picture says 1 billion words. Not really, but hey…
